Scotch and Asparagus

A guy getting thrown over the railing at Incheon Airport.  How come I didn’t see anything this exciting during my layover?!?

Note to Self:  Next time I get kidnapped, take me to a nice place like this.  It’s even got a POOL!!!

I really hate family reunions, especially when that Crazy Uncle no one likes always shows up, yelling PULL MY FINGER!